#1 & #2

I have decided that I am fed up with anything related to peeing & pooping.

So far today:

• I got peed on by Eri who could not stop...apparently. This also included pee on the chair & cushion I was sitting on. (The day prior he didn't quite make his aim correctly in the bathroom & had peed on the bathroom rug...which has led me to think, why is there a rug in there???)
• I had to clean up Eri's poop on the back porch steps because he decided this is his new favorite place to "go potty". Ummmm, no.
• When I went to get Leona from her afternoon nap, I was shocked to find her diaper off and this small brown mess in the crib. Yup. Poop.

What in the world happened to make this day be an attack of #1s and #2s?!?!?!